1. you were allergic to oxygen?
2. being evil was in your job description?
3. your company was targeted for a takeover?
4. laziness was a crime?
5. laziness was a disease?
6. everything was getting slower?
7. everyone kept telling you to see a doctor?
8. you decided it was time to upgrade?
9. you made someone an offer they couldn’t refuse?
10. everything came in pairs?
Dave Haslett, ideas4writers, www.ideas4writers.co.uk