1. businesses competed to offer the worst customer service?
2. Father Christmas really existed?
3. there was a type of glue that bonded things permanently and forever and could never be unstuck?
4. trees and plants gave off carbon dioxide and absorbed oxygen, animals and people breathed in carbon dioxide and exhaled oxygen?
5. all animals were afraid of humans?
6. animals could not be tamed or domesticated?
7. all female animals could be milked?
8. everything was edible?
9. you went to work in your sleep?
10. your house (or the place where you lived) was a tourist attraction?