1. plants got hay fever?
2. all streetlights had to be lit by hand?
3. someone put a giant net over your town to prevent wild birds from arriving or leaving?
4. all the houses in your street were renumbered?
5. people became increasingly radioactive as they got older?
6. you had to have a license to get old?
7. everything was sold singly – one chip, one pea, one aspirin, etc?
8. you were legally obliged to redecorate your home every five years?
9. you were legally obliged to stop wearing clothes more than two years old?
10. Parliament was taken over by medical / history / English literature / sociology students? (pick one or choose your own subject)